Radio Control Swiss Army sailboat

This is not a radio controlled sailboat; instead, this is a battery operated powerboat, with a mast attached to the hull. There are no sails at all, the two "make-belief" "sails" are merely a piece of paper. Even so, it was not intended for any type of sailing, since there are no lines (sheets) attached to the "sail" nor any camber in the sail, nor is it waterproof, nor is it adjustable in any shape or manner. In fact the mast is fixed too and can not rotate. So where is the "sailboat" in this toy?

I ordered four of this item because I wanted to teach my kids how to sail from the safety of the shore while the fall weather is moving in. I had to return them since they are not RC sailboats.

The radio control is a joke, this is a none functioning toy...it only looks cool. The rudder is a thruster the keel is the batteries.